Boss vs Me

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When you take a long time, you are thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When you don't do it, you are busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When you does the same, you take the initiative.

When I make a mistake, you said I am an idiot,
When you make a mistake, you said you are only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around,
When you are out of the office, you are on business.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview,
When you applies for leave, it's because you are overworked.

When I do good, you never remember,
When I do wrong, you never forget.